Just listen to this awesome song and think about Alf.

No one reads the texts. No text for this one.

Sometimes things go over the top so much that they get to the point where things just don't matter and you need to relax. 

You get your Imperial March - with flutes and swing. And then it says "Oh, yeah, whatever, now eat this..." and things get cool. It's oldschool gangsta stuff. It gets you pumped enough to imagine a hardboiled voiceover.

Now you need to write it down.