Hello! Hi! I am an editor at the Kitchen Poet, its a pleasure to meet you
we here at the Kitchen Poet welcome you, for you obviously know your way around
a stove
we plan on cookin' up shit for years to come.
The Kitchen Poet should stand for one thing, PASSION
we would care to partake in the recipes you have hidden
write them out and send them! we need your family secrets!
alot of people look to me and say, well hey kitchen poet editor guy
why don't you send rejection letters?
well truth be known, I hate that sort of nonsense, but I am but 1
editor, even though I spoke plural in title, some may send you rejection
letters, but not me! except for Mel Waldman, I did reject him (nice sunny chap though)
what we don't want to do is REJECT YOU, please send us your best,
I know you have faith in all the other literary magazines, they are sane,
but will not serve you in true relish, we are looking to pack stuff in bunkers,
a seed bank every submission, please treat it as such
if you don't tweet/tumblr.facefuck the shit out of the work we publish for you
then whats it all for?
-note from the editor
*NEWS
The New York City Poetry Festival ! We will have tables and said promised books de la best on Governors Island july 26-27, we've overwhelmed the delegates and copies of The Kitchen Poets' Cookbook of Involuntary Suicides Vol. 2 shall be bought and sold! The first edition was such a great seller at last years fest, we're bringing it back. It's all up for grabs,
check out vol 1 to see if you have a chance
****
WRITE A MANIFESTO ****
you know you want to
listen kids we need your work, submit to us first
(forget the boring old and dying major publishing companies)
we will make you famous (not rich) SUBMIT
ps: we care and always will
love
The Kitchen Poet - UndergroundBooks
we here at the Kitchen Poet welcome you, for you obviously know your way around
a stove
we plan on cookin' up shit for years to come.
The Kitchen Poet should stand for one thing, PASSION
we would care to partake in the recipes you have hidden
write them out and send them! we need your family secrets!
alot of people look to me and say, well hey kitchen poet editor guy
why don't you send rejection letters?
well truth be known, I hate that sort of nonsense, but I am but 1
editor, even though I spoke plural in title, some may send you rejection
letters, but not me! except for Mel Waldman, I did reject him (nice sunny chap though)
what we don't want to do is REJECT YOU, please send us your best,
I know you have faith in all the other literary magazines, they are sane,
but will not serve you in true relish, we are looking to pack stuff in bunkers,
a seed bank every submission, please treat it as such
if you don't tweet/tumblr.facefuck the shit out of the work we publish for you
then whats it all for?
-note from the editor
*NEWS
The New York City Poetry Festival ! We will have tables and said promised books de la best on Governors Island july 26-27, we've overwhelmed the delegates and copies of The Kitchen Poets' Cookbook of Involuntary Suicides Vol. 2 shall be bought and sold! The first edition was such a great seller at last years fest, we're bringing it back. It's all up for grabs,
check out vol 1 to see if you have a chance
****
WRITE A MANIFESTO ****
you know you want to
listen kids we need your work, submit to us first
(forget the boring old and dying major publishing companies)
we will make you famous (not rich) SUBMIT
ps: we care and always will
love
The Kitchen Poet - UndergroundBooks
