dicky j loweman - The Etiquette Of Navigating A Corkage Fee

The Etiquette Of Navigating A Corkage Fee

Twenty-five dollars
That cock-sucker of a waiter
Wants twenty-five god damned dollars
What for?
For nothing
He did absolutely nothing
I brought the wine
I opened it, even though I knew not to
He said there would be a corkage fee
I agreed
But twenty-five dollars?
The whole bottle cost only thirty
Perhaps we can work this out, I thought
Finally, I had the answer
I put my money, for the meal, in the checkholder
I pretended to go to the bathroom
But slid out the kitchen, instead
Twenty-five dollars?
Suck my cock
You get none of it, garçon